Poppycock
Today was both mine and my sister's scheduled day off. So she came over. And I learned something about her that I didn't know. SHE LOVES POPPYCOCK!
I had never had Poppycock before and in my opinion it is WAY better than Crackerjacks.
Here's me wearing my awesome earplug. I've figured out the reason that I've been feeling crappy is because I have an earache and my earache is causing my throat to hurt. Something as simple as an earplug makes me feel 80 percent better. It's the new fad.
Jasmine wants an earplug, too.
Jazzy tried to get into the Poppycock and Carrie said, "Dogs can't have Poppycock!"
My blurted response? "No, but they can have PUPPYcock."
Oh dear lord. I'm going to hell. We had a good laugh about it. There's nothing funnier than penis jokes.
Lauren
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Penis jokes are very penisey..
You said PUPPYCOCK!!
:-D
P.S. Glad you're feeling 80% better! How 'bout tomorrow you go for 100%!?
Sandra, I knew you'd write that. Ha!
Miss Anon G: I totally said puppycock without even meaning to. I'm feeling much better today but I'm totally going to sport my earplug at work. :)
I love me some penis jokes :D
tee hee hee
Em: ME too! Almost as much as I love muffin top jokes.
Sanny: I wrote that post for you, Miss Penisey