If I get your number on Saturday, I really should call by tuesday. Wednesday is pushing it, and Thursday
is way to late. If I get your number on Thursday, I really have no idea when to call because Saturday
is taboo for first phone calls, Friday would seem desparate, and Monday is like a whole lifetime away.
Here's what I go through for you people. I was trying to have my friend take my picture to post here.
I was standing on my head in a yoga pose (looking all athletic and stuff) next to the sliding door
which i thought was closed.
When I leaned back too far, I fell through the curtains onto my back onto
the outside porch! See the photo of the bruises on my back from landing on the threshold. I hope you're
all happy! I'll strike up convo with any cashier, docent, or cabbie.
Their jobs are boring enough!
Let's throw 'em a bone. Seriously, though, I'll debate the socio-political implications of paper vs.
plastic or offer a comparative analysis of taking surface street shortcuts instead of languishing in
rush hour traffic.
I'll be the Phil Hartman to your ... Maura Tierney. (Newsradio, late 90s) Online
anime dating games My perfect match and I will get each other in a way that is scary. We'll have inside
jokes and often be the only two people in the movie theater laughing.
We like to try new things together
and go places that are off the beaten path. We're not afraid to stick our necks out socially, but we
enjoy quiet evenings at home as well.
People frequently tell us to "get a room!" Have you read The
Art of Sexual Ecstasy? I actually wrote it. As a ghost writer, of course. Also, I give an excellent
1-hour talk all about the importance of humility.
It's true I can be a bit of a BS-er, but only because
it's fun. You can play it straight or out BS me. Either way I'll be the Ponch to your Jon, figuratively,
I mean.